Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Fashion Police Wednesday: Lindsay Lohan's Peek A Boo

Dear Lindsay Lohan,

We really loved you in Parent Trap, Herbie Fully Loaded, I Know Who Killed Me, and all your other movies. When you hooked up with Sam...we were behind you 100%. When you started then stopped hanging out with Paris Hilton, we understood. When you died your hair blonde, we thought it was cute and said "more power to ya". When you started loosing lots of weight we were worried, but you said it was stress, you got some help and we still thought you had a very promising career in front of you.

However, now we want to help you out with a little problem. Last month you stepped out of your house with no bra on and it wasn't what we would call "flattering". We'd like to tell you a little more about our product and hope that you would consider using one of our seamless bras the next time you step out of the house.

For someone your age we had a different vision of what your breast should look like… and to fix that, we think our bras are perfect for your lifestyle. Not only will match your skin tone, but they come in different styles that can help during any wardrobe malfunctions.

Additionally, we noticed you had a little "drooping" going. As a result, we predict that our molded seamless bras would be a nice addition to your wardrobe. Molded bras provide a shape that your breast will fit into and they give you a great 360 degree profile. On the other hand, constructed bras are like chameleons....they change shape based on your breast which can be unflattering.

Ready to make a change? Go online and order our color card to pick a skin tone that matches your skin (we suggest MySkins number 03 aka Blush), and give our product a try. At first it will be a little weird, having your breast sitting up so high, but then when you see your clothes fitting better and the compliments start to flow, you'll thank us.

Oh, and Lindsey, when you get a chance, feel free to call us directly at 480-464-0200 and we will give you a free consultation and hook you up!!!!

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